1 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:22,662 God, help me this time 2 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:27,502 I'm really trying to try 3 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:32,567 I just feel like I'm waitin' for nothin' 4 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:36,581 I float on a lie 5 00:00:36,671 --> 00:00:41,381 My heart's been pounding all day 6 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:45,321 Like I've been running away 7 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:49,657 Mm-hmm I know this evening 8 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:54,824 You'll be sleeping where I want to be Mom? 9 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,596 Maybe I'll just run away 10 00:00:57,692 --> 00:01:01,902 Susie never showed up. I did a double. 11 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:05,102 I'm so tired. 12 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:08,442 - Ahh. - Finished. 13 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,642 - You did? Oh!> - Mm-hmm. 14 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:15,482 That's great. Very well done. 15 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:19,456 So? You find out about it today? 16 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:23,324 Just the rankings. Don't find out about the scholarship till after finals. 17 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,057 - How about the grant? - Declined. 18 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:29,134 Same as the loans. Dad uses me as a deduction. 19 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,568 - Bastard. - Yeah, but I still have a good shot at valedictorian. 20 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:36,608 - I mean, I could still get the scholarship. - And you will. 21 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,904 I've got complete faith in you. 22 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,574 Well, I gotta go. if I just get through this week, I'll be fine. 23 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:46,550 - Come here. - I have to go. 24 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,315 I need a hug. I need one. Come on. 25 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,550 Oh. 26 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,650 You're going to get to college. 27 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,754 I mean, look at this. This is brilliant. 28 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:02,096 My little girl the writer. 29 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:05,966 You're gonna make it. You're gonna get out of here. 30 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,671 - I just know it. - You didn't do so bad. 31 00:02:09,764 --> 00:02:12,370 Yeah. 32 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,106 But you're gonna go all the way. 33 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,382 So, you really think this is an "A"? 34 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,385 You're the 35 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,049 Oh. 36 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:28,923 That teacher of yours isn't gonna know what hit her. 37 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:34,223 One thousand faces... Hey. 38 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:39,737 All look the same They're all so boring mild and tame 39 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:43,604 Contaminate him Knock off his glasses 40 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:46,769 Teach him to tamper with the cloning 41 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:50,781 Process 42 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:54,978 Pardon me, sir Can I ask you a favor 43 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,900 Coach! Hey, Coach! 44 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,974 Wake up, will you? 45 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:23,207 That Trudie Tucker has no business driving a Mercedes. 46 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:26,444 Listen, I need your senior prophecy for the last issue. The deadline's tomorrow. 47 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,577 I don't know what to say. I hate that senior shit. 48 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:32,556 - just think of where you'll be in 20 years. - You're the writer, do it for me. 49 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:36,992 Okay, uh, how about, "Miss Jo Lynn Jordan, famous film star, last seen..." 50 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:40,861 - In rehab popping Percodan, divorced from gay husband. - Perfect. 51 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:43,299 - What does yours say? - I haven't done mine yet. 52 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,599 Allow me. Leigh Ann Watson, famous journalist 53 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:49,368 wins the Pulitzer Prize for her personal yet searing account... 54 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,069 of being a 38-year-old virgin. 55 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,510 - Watch it. - Simple reminder. 56 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:58,607 Take my tongue It's cocked and loaded 57 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,456 Go, man, go! 58 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,620 Hiya, Trudie. What you got there? 59 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:13,221 It's the Bastille. As in "the storming of the Bastille," 60 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,231 as in the French Revolution. 61 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:19,771 - Mmm, it's cute. - I think we can do better than "cute." 62 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,739 Don't you think so, Leigh Ann? 63 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,810 Good job. Very well clone. 64 00:04:24,899 --> 00:04:29,370 Good morning. 65 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,178 The board has dubbed you special student 66 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:36,312 Sit at home and sweat in silence 67 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,914 We don't tolerate defiance here 68 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,757 - Oh, my God, there he is. Oh, he is such a... - Canker. 69 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,735 With a wrought-iron ass! 70 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,329 - Dare me. - What? 71 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:58,410 Just say it. Dare me. 72 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,241 - Okay, I dare you. - Thank you! 73 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,850 - Oops! Jeez. - Whoa! 74 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:09,114 - Sorry about that. - Hey, Jo Lynn, it's okay. 75 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:12,919 No, really, I should not be in public with my feet. I-I'm sorry. 76 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:16,893 - Hey, Leigh Ann, how's it going? - She's good 77 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,930 I'm the one who's kind of out of it. 78 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,499 - Oh, yeah? What's wrong? - I just think a little bit of pity is in order, 79 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:24,934 since I have had this stirring and passionate secret love for you... 80 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,869 since actually the third grade, and, um... 81 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:40,211 - But I feel much better now. Thanks. - Yeah. 82 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,584 - I cannot believe you just did that. - I can't either. Oh, my God! 83 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,658 You've gotta chill on the hair products. The fumes are going straight up your nose. 84 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,421 It was this little voice inside of me that just said, "Do it!" 85 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,429 That's why it's a little voice, Jo Lynn. You're not supposed to listen to it. 86 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:56,160 No, Leigh Ann. You've gotta listen. 87 00:05:56,257 --> 00:06:01,229 I don't want you, I don't know you And I don't want to 88 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,002 Yeah 89 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:26,621 There she is. 90 00:06:28,289 --> 00:06:30,360 Excuse me. 91 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,004 Get out of the way! 92 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,270 Hey, man. 93 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:44,145 - Uh... Good day, Coach. - Mr. Potter? 94 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:48,380 - May I have a moment? - Morning, Mrs. Tingle. How are you? 95 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:51,456 - Fine, thank you. - Mrs. Tingle. 96 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,821 - Will you excuse us, Coach Wenchell? - Of course. 97 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,758 How can I help you this morning, Mrs. Tingle? 98 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,558 Summer school starts in three weeks. Did you receive my request... 99 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,690 regarding those necessary research materials? 100 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,700 Yes, I wanted to talk to you about that. 101 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,067 It appears to be a matter of budget I was thinking... 102 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,367 No, no, don't do that, Mr. Potter. We so prefer... 103 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,806 that whistling wind effect you have on us. 104 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:14,004 Now, I requested those materials some time ago. 105 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:17,241 - We don't have the money. - Mr. Potter, 106 00:07:17,338 --> 00:07:19,818 I'm sure if you take another look at that nasty budget... 107 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,909 ingenuity will abound. 108 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,546 So, thank you in advance. 109 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:28,422 Oh, by the way, happy birthday. 110 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,995 It's not my birthday, Mrs. Tingle. 111 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:34,498 No, not your natal birthday. The A.A. one. 112 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,392 You've been sober... How long is it now? 113 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:43,800 - Four years. - There. I knew it was this week. 114 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:47,071 Me and dates. You know, that's the curse of being a history teacher. 115 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:51,240 Well, congratulations. That's quite an accomplishment. 116 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:55,252 Just think, not one sip of alcohol in over four years. 117 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:59,552 That's almost... unbelievable. 118 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:07,289 - Are you okay, Mr. Potter? - Yes, I'm fine. just a little tired. 119 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:10,426 Oh. Late night? 120 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,571 I loved President Kennedy, 121 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,672 but despite my feelings for Jack, 122 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,911 he was, after all, a married man, 123 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,954 so our affair remained secret. 124 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:33,581 But it endured. And it wasn't just about sex. 125 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,217 We helped each other. 126 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,819 John often turned to me for advice. 127 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,160 I encouraged him to pull out of Berlin, 128 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:44,134 advised him on the Cuban missile crisis, 129 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:49,173 and even encouraged him to sign that silly old nuclear peace treaty. 130 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:54,110 So, in conclusion, I ask you... 131 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,978 to ask not what your mistress can do for you, 132 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:03,749 but what your mistress can do for your country. 133 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:18,865 Thank you, Miss Jordan, for that nauseating distortion of American History. 134 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,462 I was merely trying to point out... 135 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:25,533 that our political leaders' indiscretions have had a major impact on history. 136 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:29,205 And you chose to do it without one shred of factual evidence, 137 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:34,184 leaving your project's merit to be judged solely on a rather tepid impersonation, 138 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,187 completely out of your very limited range as an actress. 139 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,689 Now, take your seat. 140 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,164 Mr. Berry? 141 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:06,747 I, uh... I-I've been thinking about getting into law enforcement... 142 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,720 after graduation, so I thought for my project... 143 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,722 I'd create a medieval crossbow. 144 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:19,155 It's not loaded. This was a very popular means... 145 00:10:19,253 --> 00:10:23,030 of protection during the early... 146 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,194 during the early 15th century. 147 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,199 Um... 148 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,937 By placing a bolt in the chamber, 149 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:38,881 um, the bowing of the wood creates a pressure, 150 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,455 Cool. 151 00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:55,432 - I... - Don't tease us, Mr. Barry. 152 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,560 When you shoot, make it count. 153 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:03,199 It wasn't... I mean, I didn't think that... 154 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:08,246 No, because that would require a cerebrum and a few other missing parts. 155 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,906 What you did was bring a weapon to school. 156 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,211 What you did is punishable in a court of law. 157 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:16,379 Now, sit down before I have you arrested. 158 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:25,595 Mr. Churner, dare I even ask? 159 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,166 Plymouth Rock. 160 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,514 Your work, Mr. Churner, is very reminiscent of a young man... 161 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:51,886 who sat in that same chair some 20 years ago. 162 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:56,257 He too had the words "no future" printed on his forehead. 163 00:11:56,350 --> 00:12:01,857 Give your father my best. 164 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:09,872 Miss Watson? Dazzle us, will you? 165 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,411 Well, I've created a 17th-century journal. 166 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,717 One year in the life of an accused Salem witch. 167 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:28,190 Documenting actual events, it contains 365 entries, 168 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:33,754 all written with quill and ink, bound by leather and twine and aged for authenticity. 169 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:38,303 It chronicles a young girl's false imprisonment and unfair trial. 170 00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:40,463 It took about six months... 171 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,972 October 1 No, 1692. 172 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,737 "Another girl was burned at the stake today. 173 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,642 "I fear William Griggs will point to me next. 174 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:52,478 "I fear my future will be nothing more than smoldering ashes. 175 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,381 "if this be true, I pray the wind... 176 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,048 "will carry my ashes far from Gallows Hill... 177 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:04,027 "to a place that allows me to sing and dance... 178 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,189 in the open air." 179 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,870 Oh, how very moving. 180 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:19,102 I tried not to get too carried away with the prose. 181 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,941 It's completely factual. She was ultimately burned at the stake. 182 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,242 It's documented. 183 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,374 Always a victim. 184 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,852 Aren't we, Miss Watson? 185 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:35,256 Well, there are similarities between society today and 17th-century Salem. 186 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,453 I guess that would be the irony of it all. 187 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,626 I'm well aware of what irony is, Miss Watson. 188 00:13:41,722 --> 00:13:44,362 You, however, should consult your dictionary. 189 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,302 Of course, I wasn't suggesting that it was... 190 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:51,103 Irony is the opposite of what is or might be expected. 191 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,940 For example, if Miss Watson... 192 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,379 was expecting an "A" on her history project, 193 00:13:57,471 --> 00:14:01,817 she might find the actual result to be... rather ironic. 194 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,989 I pray your Salem witch... 195 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,320 escaped such literary infractions. 196 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:16,659 Please, sit down. 197 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:18,668 Miss Tucker? 198 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,490 You're number two. By one point. 199 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,468 - Oh. - Pity. 200 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,267 I know how much you were counting on being valedictorian. 201 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,273 I'm really sorry, Leigh Ann. 202 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:02,439 - And I take it you're number one? - Only by a smidge. 203 00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:05,346 But who knows? Maybe you'll get an "A" on that history project... 204 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,440 and just turn everything around. 205 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,486 Congratulations, Trudie. 206 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,822 Do you mean that? Thank you. 207 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,624 That is so sweet. 208 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,689 That's what's always impressed me most... you are so sweet. 209 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,791 And real. 210 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,633 I know things haven't been easy for you, and I love the way... 211 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,866 you're always able to rise above. 212 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,704 - Thank you. - I's so very evolved of you. 213 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,908 Sorry about that scholarship. 214 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,542 I hope you weren't counting on it. Oh, well. 215 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,247 Have a nice day. 216 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:49,386 I heard that. You can still get that scholarship. 217 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,156 - How? - You've got one week to take her down. 218 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,163 You're only behind by a point. 219 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,291 Study hard, and you can beat her easily. 220 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,063 You don't understand, Miss Gold. History cost me big time. 221 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,139 Mrs. Tingle hates me 222 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,435 Miss Tingle's a bitch. She hates everyone. 223 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,669 She even hates me. 224 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,006 You can do this, I know you can. 225 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,548 - I believe in you. - There's one week left, and Trudie Tucker has built this... 226 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,244 Leigh Ann. Trudie Tucker... 227 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,844 is a palefaced Harvard trust fund twit whose good grades... 228 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,116 are a result of good ass-kissing. 229 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,216 She doesn't need the scholarship. You do. 230 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,388 As Guidance Counselor, you've been my pride and joy for four years. 231 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,195 You deserve it. You just gotta believe in yourself, honey, that's all. 232 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,764 Thank you, Miss Gold. 233 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,268 I can't believe I'm doing extra credit. 234 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:45,783 You need it. You have one week to bump Bitch Trudie from the throne. 235 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,250 You know, I don't really have to be a writer. I mean... 236 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,912 - I could do something a little more practical. - Forget that. 237 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:56,222 You are going to be valedictorian. You're going to get your scholarship. 238 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,990 You're going to go to college, and you're going to pursue your dreams, 239 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,224 and I am going to see to it. 240 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,963 My last piece of business before I freak to Hollywood. 241 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,170 - I'm gonna miss you. - All right, come here, cheese ball, 242 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,472 and don't make me cry. 243 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,913 - You know I'm easy. - Can we make this a three-way? What do you say? 244 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,520 Now, what are you two lovely ladies doing... 245 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,216 on this hard, wooden floor? 246 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,453 Seating arrangements for graduations. You are going to graduate, aren't you? 247 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,525 - Celebration's already begun. - Get serious. 248 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,933 - Be cool. That's a no-no. - You want a beer? I have more. 249 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,972 - What are you trying to do, get us expelled? - I'll have one. 250 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,372 - Jo Lynn! - Okay! 251 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,808 Now, why is it we never dated? 252 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,574 We did, almost, once. 253 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,048 We were this close to hooking up at Mandy Kate's birthday party. 254 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,313 Sophomore year, when I was still an A-cup with braces. 255 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,583 - It was kind of a disaster. - That was you? 256 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,455 I thought that was somebody else. 257 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,790 And why is it we never dated? 258 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,559 Could you cut the alcohol? You are so typical. Some of us would like to graduate. 259 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,828 And some of us could help you do that. 260 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,667 - What is this? - Oh, just Tingle's final exam. 261 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,298 - Where did you get that? - You're not the only brain around here. 262 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,502 We could get in serious trouble. 263 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,671 I made a copy of the original. She'll never even know. 264 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,046 - You sure it's authentic? - Mm-hmm. 265 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,586 Tempting, isn't it? Sort of brings up all those moral questions. 266 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:35,490 - Slither away. Let's go. - Don't be so hasty, Leigh Ann. 267 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,325 You just think about it. I'll leave it right there. 268 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:43,424 - What are you doing? You are such a loser! - Oh, really? 269 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:47,437 I think the race is stiff on for that title, Miss Watson. 270 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:51,703 - We were just, um... - Doing seating arrangements for graduation. 271 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,540 - Extra credit. - Extra credit. 272 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,547 Has it come to that? 273 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,208 - Actually, we were just finishing up, right, Leigh Ann? - Right. 274 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,650 Take it easy, Miss Tingle. 275 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,121 Well, well, well. 276 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:17,459 Final exams aren't until next week, Miss Watson. 277 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:21,369 - Look, Mrs. Tingle, it is not what you think. - Save it for Mr. Potter, dear. 278 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,634 - Mrs. Tingle- - Just let us explain, Mrs. Tingle. 279 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,769 The smartest girl in school caught cheating. 280 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,815 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. The irony of it all. 281 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,415 - Shit! What's she gonna do? - She went to go turn us in. 282 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,137 Excuse me, Miss Banks. 283 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,507 Good afternoon, Mrs. Tingle. What can I do for you? 284 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,809 I'm here to see Mr. Potter. 285 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,611 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Potter isn't in. 286 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,118 Is there something I can help you with? Yes. 287 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,656 You can tell him his dereliction of duty does not go unnoticed, 288 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,420 and it is urgent that I speak with him first thing in the morning. 289 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,487 - Understand? - Certainly, Mrs. Tingle. 290 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,106 Skank. 291 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,312 - Leigh! - Hey, what's up? 292 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,814 - Basically, we're screwed. - What happened? What'd she say to Potter? 293 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,942 No, he's gone for the night. She won't do it until the morning. 294 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,179 - Good. That gives us time. - For what? 295 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:48,385 - Counteract. Solution mode. - It's her word against ours. We're dead. 296 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,393 Wait, I know. 297 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,431 Luke and I will go to Tingle and just explain that you weren't involved. 298 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,831 - Yeah, I'll tell the bitch the truth. - She won't believe you. 299 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,529 Yes, she will. She'll have to. We'll just give her the facts. 300 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,334 No. It won't work. Look, face it. 301 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,705 We're going to be expelled. No graduation, no nothing! 302 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,540 We'll just go to Tingle, okay? It's worth a shot. 303 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,375 This is such a bad idea. 304 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,318 We don't exactly have a lot of choices here, Leigh Ann, okay? 305 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,914 - Don't be so pessimistic. - Look at this place. It looks haunted. 306 00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:24,393 You can't go to a teacher's house at night. It's inappropriate. 307 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:30,431 - This is never gonna work. - Yes, it will. just follow me. 308 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,402 It's after dinner. She's probably just had a feeding and feeling a little giving. 309 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,064 - Okay, who's gonna do the talking? - I'll go. 310 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,006 No, Leigh, let me. The innocent always look more guilty when defending themselves. 311 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,100 - I'll go. - What are you gonna say? 312 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:43,545 The truth, of course. 313 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,946 Look, I'm gonna get you to college. 314 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:09,262 - It's never gonna work. - What do you suggest, we kerosene the place? 315 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,342 All I'm saying is Tingle's not stupid. 316 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:16,437 Look, you wanna know why we never dated? This, right here, shining example. 317 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,745 What? 318 00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:28,157 Sit. 319 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,922 Mrs. Tingle, I... 320 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,092 I -I am so sorry to bother you at home 321 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,261 but it is urgent that I speak with you. 322 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,896 You see, there's been a horrible misunderstanding, 323 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,906 and I'd just like the chance to explain. 324 00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:46,807 Um, well... 325 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:49,470 You see, Leigh Ann wasn't cheating. 326 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,914 I mean, come on. We both know she would never do that, 327 00:22:53,006 --> 00:22:54,986 and I'm sure you're probably wondering... 328 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,714 how the exam got in her bag, 329 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,121 'cause I know that's what I'd be wondering if I were you, 330 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,593 and, um... okay, uh... 331 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,630 Look. 332 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,361 It was me. 333 00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:15,303 There. I stole the exam. 334 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,306 Leigh Ann wasn't involved at all. I mean, if anything, 335 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:22,346 she was just trying to talk me out of it, because, um... 336 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,882 Well, I guess things just haven't been going too well for me lately. 337 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:30,682 My, uh... My mom has been very, very sick. 338 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,825 Well, we had to take her to the hospital... 339 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,123 because she got this blood clot in her leg, and, um, 340 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,925 she's actually in intensive care right now because the blood clot... 341 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:45,298 went up her leg and into her kidneys. 342 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:48,895 The doctors say it could be headed for her heart, 343 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:51,908 and... 344 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:55,138 maybe even her brain. 345 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:59,842 Well, they've been watering down her blood, but... 346 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:03,352 things just aren't looking too good. 347 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:07,357 Sol stole the exam. 348 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,854 For my mom. I guess I just thought... 349 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:16,024 that maybe if she could live to see me graduate, 350 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,102 then maybe just... 351 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,833 just maybe she... 352 00:24:25,098 --> 00:24:27,704 Mrs. Tingle, I'm... 353 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,747 I really am so, so sorry. 354 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,378 You poor dear. 355 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:40,117 I pray you're a good waitress. 356 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:52,267 - What happened? - I cried real tears. I don't get it. 357 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:55,896 - She's not human. We know that. - I'm sorry, Leigh Ann. I could try again. 358 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,305 - I'll go. - No, I'll go 359 00:24:58,398 --> 00:25:01,743 Why don't you just grab a beer? 360 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:12,422 Good evening, Mrs. Tingle. 361 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,583 - Is it? - May I come in? 362 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,388 Go home, Leigh Ann. 363 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,727 Please? 364 00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:26,495 Sit! 365 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:49,417 Make it quick, Miss Watson. 366 00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:52,359 Look, I've never cheated on anything in my life. 367 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:55,626 I work really hard for my grades, Mrs. Tingle, and I am not a cheater. 368 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,395 - You can ask anyone. - Where are you going? 369 00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:01,131 Shh. Come on! 370 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,833 Do you have any idea what's going to happen to me? 371 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:08,106 Grandsboro's finest... 372 00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:10,112 caught cheating. 373 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:13,616 - It'll be scandalous. - Look, I am innocent. 374 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,653 Oh. Oh, how moving. 375 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:20,554 - You know I didn't do ft. - Even the innocent... 376 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,648 sometimes burn at the stake. 377 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:26,025 Now, take your sniveling self and get out of my house. 378 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,724 Not so fast. 379 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:34,301 Mr. Churner. To what do we owe the pleasure? 380 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,304 - Go away. - Here's the deal. 381 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,397 I stole the exam. It was my doing and mine alone. 382 00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:43,140 The role of savior does not suit mediocrity, Mr. Churner. 383 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:45,842 - I suggest you run along - Fuck you, lady. 384 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:50,478 - Luke! - Get out of my house now. Both of you. 385 00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:53,716 - He didn't mean that, Mrs. Tingle. Apologize. - It's true. She wasn't cheating. 386 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,724 - This isn't happening. - I want the three of you... 387 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,193 out of the house immediately before I call your parents. 388 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,855 - That's not necessary. We'll just go. - Please, Mrs. Tingle. 389 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,763 - Don't do this to her. She'll lose everything. - Leave my house now, 390 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,769 or the first call will be to the police. 391 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:10,739 - Put the phone down! - Luke! 392 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,867 Luke! 393 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,104 What do you think you're doing? Put that down. 394 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,238 You're not calling the shots anymore, Tingle. 395 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:23,988 - It's time for Tingle to learn a lesson. - No! Don't be stupid. 396 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:27,614 - Put it down! - Not until she agrees to a few things. 397 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:31,388 And what might those few things be, Mr. Churner? 398 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,589 You can't keep treating people the way you do. 399 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,902 No? 400 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:44,940 Luke! 401 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,944 You lose, Mr. Churner. 402 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,878 Now, get out of my house, all of you. 403 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,716 No. 404 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,880 - Luke, no! - Aah! 405 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,652 Leave him alone! 406 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,728 Uh-oh. 407 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:19,173 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God. 408 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:22,303 - Did I do that? - Yeah, Jo, you did that. 409 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,405 - All right, let's get out of here. - No, we can't just leave. 410 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,575 Yes, we can. We can just go. They're not gonna know we... 411 00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:29,846 No, we can't! 412 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:38,657 - Is she dead? - I don't know. She's not moving. 413 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:42,096 No, no, you're wrong. She's breathing. She has to be. 414 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,634 Make her breathe. 415 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,640 It grazed her. There's some blood, but she should be fine. 416 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,807 - She doesn't look fine. - Oh, my God. 417 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,180 - What do we do? - Wait, let me think for a second. 418 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,446 - How are we gonna explain this? - Damn it! 419 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,614 She'll press charges! Maybe we should just finish her. 420 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:09,716 No, we can't "finish" her! We have to think this through! 421 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,491 Oh, God. 422 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,396 Should we just leave her there? 423 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,765 That's it. 424 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,805 - You guys all right? - Yeah. 425 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,931 - I'm dizzy. - Watch her head! 426 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,135 Shit. Sorry. 427 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,712 - Come on, let's just get her up there. - Come on, let's go. 428 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:32,180 - How's her head? - It's minimal. She'll be all right. 429 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,514 Here, take this. 430 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,083 - I found these. - What are you doing? 431 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,180 Tying her up. 432 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,092 - No, you're not! - Did you see the way she lunged at me? Come on. 433 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,323 Come on! 434 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:55,568 - What's the plan? - Well, when she wakes up, we'll reason with her. 435 00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:58,767 - Oh, yeah. We know how that works. - Do you have a better idea? 436 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,367 - Yeah. Torch the place. Call it a day... - That had better have been... 437 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,538 an attempt at humor, because that is not an option. 438 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,106 - This is way out of control. - So what, we just hang out here all night? 439 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,449 No, I mean... She's out. She probably won't wake up until the morning. 440 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:14,252 I gotta go home and check on my mom. She likes to leave cigarettes burning. 441 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,225 You know, she looks kinda like that movie, you know, 442 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,626 where the demon chick upchucks all over everybody. 443 00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:22,962 - The Exorcist. - Yeah. 444 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:26,798 - Don't screw this up. - Hey, I'll stay with Luke. 445 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:30,169 I'll, um, tell my parents I'm at your place. 446 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:34,301 Okay. I 'll be back as soon as I can and we'll try to think of something. 447 00:30:59,492 --> 00:31:01,836 I'm not a sweet thing, Pa. 448 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:06,069 I blamed it all on Mary and it wasn't even her fault. 449 00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:15,316 I meant to be hurtful, but it didn't stop my hurting 450 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,436 Oh, honey. 451 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:38,532 The TV... In the living room. You don't mind, do you? 452 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:43,102 - No. - Oh, what happened? 453 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,880 Did Mrs. Tingle like your project? 454 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,681 Yeah. She really liked it. 455 00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:55,657 Are you at the top of your class? 456 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:58,626 Yeah. 457 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,529 - Go back to sleep. - Oh, sweetie. 458 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,728 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 459 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,700 All your dreams are gonna come true. 460 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:18,243 Both our dreams. 461 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,717 I love you. 462 00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:26,984 Now, if you're gonna grow up to be as pretty as your ma, I think we oughta get... 463 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,136 Untie me. 464 00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:56,671 Oh, please. I need a doctor. 465 00:33:56,769 --> 00:34:00,239 I am in pain. 466 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:04,185 I'm sorry. 467 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:07,450 - I didn't mean for this to happen. - I know. 468 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:11,153 It's all right. Just untie me, please. 469 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:21,634 It hurts. 470 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:25,675 Untie me. 471 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:29,678 - I'm not supposed to do that. - Oh, help me. 472 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,544 Please. 473 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,879 I know it was an accident. 474 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:39,386 I hit my head hard. 475 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,788 My... My vision is blurry. 476 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,625 Call an ambulance. Hurry. 477 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,721 - Okay. - No! 478 00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:53,895 Jo Lynn, please untie me. Please. 479 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:56,496 Okay. 480 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,132 Now. 481 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:13,750 Mrs. Tingle, I am so sorry about all of this. It's just been... 482 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:20,061 Stop right there, Mrs. Tingle. 483 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,071 So much for talking this out. 484 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,903 Nice performance, Mrs. Tingle. Very subtle work. 485 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:34,204 The blurry vision detail. 486 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,677 - Nice. - Come here. 487 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,813 Why don't you go home and get some rest? 488 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,720 - I'd rather stay with you. - I got it covered. 489 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:52,262 - This was my fault to begin with. Let me handle it. - I want to be here. 490 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,796 Whoa, hey. 491 00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:00,928 You know, this is kinda the wrong time for this. 492 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:04,200 - Okay. - Come on, I'll walk you down. 493 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:17,484 How far would I go 494 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:26,523 if I had to forget all I know 495 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:30,259 How long would I ride 496 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:36,533 if I got tired of hiding 497 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:41,475 How I feel 498 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,808 That's enough peanut butter. My fingers are raw. 499 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,007 What do you want next, huh? 500 00:36:46,105 --> 00:36:50,349 Some... pickles? What do you want next? Huh? Sour cream? 501 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,353 Show time! 502 00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:55,990 Are you ready? 503 00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:58,118 Don't do it, be it. 504 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,958 Rubber baby buggy bumpers. 505 00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:08,266 Ahh. Leaf in the wind. 506 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,603 Yeah. Ready. 507 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:23,009 - Grandsboro High School. - Eve Tingle here. 508 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:25,782 Yes, Mrs. Tingle. What can I do for you? 509 00:37:25,878 --> 00:37:29,985 I won't be coming in today. I have a touch of the flu and I've taken to bed. 510 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,528 What is it? 511 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:35,155 Well, I hope you're feeling better real soon. 512 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,326 It might be a few days. 513 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,664 I 'll keep you posted 514 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,831 Well, you take as much time as you need. The important thing is your health. 515 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:46,705 And don't hesitate to call us if you need anything. 516 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:49,369 - Bye now. - Good-bye. 517 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,408 - Done. - That woman hasn't been sick in over... 518 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:57,715 - Actually, I don't think she's ever been sick. - Do you think it's serious? 519 00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:59,755 Oh, I hope so. 520 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,523 Good morning, Mrs. Tingle. 521 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,260 I hear you had quite an evening. Let me get this off. 522 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,269 So, how are you this morning, Mrs. Tingle? 523 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,106 We need to talk. We need to discuss what happened... 524 00:38:25,204 --> 00:38:27,184 so we can get our stories straight. 525 00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:29,183 Now, we've taken care of everything. 526 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:31,481 You're out sick today due to a touch of the flu, 527 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,648 and I think you should take this time to rest up, 528 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:36,521 let your head heal and think about what you've done. 529 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,687 Luke, Jo Lynn and I are fully aware... 530 00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:42,732 that our behavior was out of line, but we're truly sorry, 531 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,597 and we have learned from our mistake. 532 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:51,638 So, that should be enough for you. You've done your job. 533 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,869 And we would greatly appreciate it if we could... 534 00:38:53,966 --> 00:38:57,709 just put this incident behind us and get on with our lives. 535 00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,716 So, do we have an understanding? 536 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,252 Oh, Leigh Ann. 537 00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:08,451 You present yourself with such self-assured tenacity, 538 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,721 but your fear is showing around the edges. 539 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,255 You can do better. 540 00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:19,165 Mrs. Tingle, we're trying. Work with us. 541 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,370 Okay, time for plan "B." 542 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:30,607 - And what would that be? - What's the matter, Mrs. Tingle? 543 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,377 - Are you getting a little scared yourself? - Scared? 544 00:39:36,008 --> 00:39:38,852 Oh, no, dear. 545 00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:42,756 Things are just starting to get fun. 546 00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,902 - So, what's plan "B"? - Jo, you watch Tingle. 547 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,998 I'm gonna go to school, take care of a few things, and I'll be back with plan "B." 548 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:01,373 Now, make sure she eats something and immediately gag her. 549 00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:04,003 - You got it? - And don't let her mess with your head. 550 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:08,517 - Don't worry. The sow is mine. - I'll be back after school. 551 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:12,344 So, um, Luke, you wanna hang with me today? 552 00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:15,823 I should probably hit school, right, Leigh Ann? We don't want to look obvious. 553 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,392 - Come on, I'll give you a ride. Come on. - Okay. 554 00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:26,300 Misery 555 00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:30,271 is what I feel when you're not around 556 00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:35,505 [ Bell Rings 1 557 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,719 Okay, class, I'm gonna be filling in for a couple of days... 558 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,255 while Mrs. Tingle is out sick. 559 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:52,358 - Yes, Trudie? - Will Mrs. Tingle be okay? 560 00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,658 Oh, yeah, it's just a bug that's going around. 561 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,825 Deadly bug, I hope. 562 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,527 Oh, God I'm bored 563 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:06,805 Bored, bored, bored. 564 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:13,582 I can't believe you don't have a TV. 565 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:16,312 I mean, it's like not having toilet paper. 566 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,954 I could be at home, watching "Sally Jesse"... 567 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:25,517 or "Oprah" or "Jerry." 568 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,023 Where else are you gonna see... 569 00:41:29,121 --> 00:41:34,537 " Man Has Sex Change To Become Lesbian"? 570 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,902 You think about that 571 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,475 Oh, forget it. 572 00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:45,946 Hey, you! 573 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,651 Oh, where'd you come from? 574 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:52,688 Hey! Hi! 575 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:55,258 Oh, you're such a good little boy. 576 00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:58,385 What's your name? What's your... 577 00:41:58,483 --> 00:42:02,693 Hey! 578 00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:06,964 All right. Oh, God, I'm bored. 579 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:41,697 What a lovely day for an exorcism! 580 00:42:56,141 --> 00:43:00,453 The sow is mine! Screw you! 581 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:15,329 Nimi. Why you do this to me? Nimi. 582 00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:17,338 Why? 583 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:21,070 Take me! Take me! Take me! 584 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:25,740 Repeat it! Take me! Take me! Repeat it! 585 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:30,183 Nimi. Why? Why? Take me! 586 00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:47,701 You really should get a TV. 587 00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:51,830 Did you come down to get me 588 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:55,207 And take me away Study hard, Leigh Ann 589 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:02,547 So many things to tell you 590 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:06,555 Now I don't know what to say Plan "B"? 591 00:44:06,645 --> 00:44:10,889 Basically, unless we're able to convince a court of law that we were the victims here 592 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:14,623 we're looking at criminal assault and conspiracy to cover up a crime. 593 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,960 We were victims. That woman drove us to drastic measures. 594 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:19,729 Luke, we shot her with an arrow, we tied her to her bed, 595 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,929 and we have held her captive for the last 18 hours. 596 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:24,439 I think we've bypassed drastic measures. 597 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,778 I'm sorry, Leigh Ann. 598 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,286 Look, it's not your fault. 599 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:42,950 I mean, it is, but that's irrelevant now. 600 00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:47,487 What if I had a way to convince her? 601 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,663 Okay, let's see. 602 00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,607 Let's get this thing off of you Ah, there we go. 603 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:03,236 Now, no biting. 604 00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:08,145 Okay. Swim, swim, swallow. 605 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,880 - Thank you. - You know, you could have avoided this whole headache. 606 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,355 We both know Leigh Ann's not a cheater. 607 00:45:14,446 --> 00:45:17,655 Such a loyal friend. 608 00:45:17,749 --> 00:45:20,320 Tell me, don't you ever tire... 609 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:23,991 of playing second banana to Little Miss Perfection? 610 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:27,127 Hey, I'm nobody's banana. 611 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,330 I have star quality. 612 00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:33,273 Then how come Leigh Ann snagged the leading man? 613 00:45:33,365 --> 00:45:37,677 - What, you mean Luke? - Mm-hmm. 614 00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:41,774 Look, Leigh Ann can't stand Luke. 615 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:45,150 - She thinks he's a loser. - Oh. 616 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:48,884 Oh, Miss Jordan. As an actress, you really must learn... 617 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,358 to read between the lines. 618 00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:53,929 No, no, no. She would never play me. 619 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:55,965 I'm her best friend and she knows I'm into him. 620 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:59,126 Betrayal hurts, Miss Jordan. 621 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:05,073 I'd prepare that little heart of yours if I were you. 622 00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:12,741 Leigh Ann! Mr. Churner. 623 00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:16,011 - What's her gag doing off? - How was school? 624 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,678 You're on the wrong side of glib, Mrs. Tingle. 625 00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:22,418 Should I be afraid, Leigh Ann? 626 00:46:22,514 --> 00:46:26,587 Quivering in fear? Tell me the appropriate reaction. 627 00:46:26,685 --> 00:46:29,097 I'll work on it. 628 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:33,192 - Any thoughts on plan " B"? - Downstairs. 629 00:46:43,435 --> 00:46:46,006 - What do you think? - Blackmail? 630 00:46:46,104 --> 00:46:49,608 Dirty pictures. I'll get into bed with Tingle, and we'll use them to threaten her. 631 00:46:49,708 --> 00:46:53,417 Oh, how scandalous. I love it. Do you think it'll work? 632 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,457 - Yes. - No. 633 00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:58,653 - Oh, it is wicked. - And wrong and immoral, and we... 634 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,924 - So is she. - Leigh Ann, 635 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,931 you have always done the right thing, 636 00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,366 and the best thing it's gotten you is number two. 637 00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:10,429 It is time for you to listen to that little voice inside of your head 638 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:13,099 Listen to it this time, for all of our sakes. 639 00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:16,202 We're not gonna hurt her. We're just gonna present her with options. 640 00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:20,607 This can't be the only way to get into college. 641 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:23,151 Okay, this is what you have to do. 642 00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:26,779 You just need to think of this as if you're an actress playing a role. 643 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:31,122 If you commit to the part and you believe that it'll work, it'll work. 644 00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:34,254 Just this once, Leigh. 645 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:37,629 For your future All of ours. 646 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:42,432 I don't even have a future, but I know I don't want to go to jail. 647 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,974 Think about your mother. I mean, this would kill her. 648 00:47:56,508 --> 00:47:59,751 Well, if we're gonna go clown, we might as well make it count, right? 649 00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:04,418 Okay! Operation Scandal underway. 650 00:48:04,516 --> 00:48:07,122 Now, we need, uh, a plan. We need supplies. 651 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,994 We need one naked high school student. 652 00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:11,999 Sorry, Lukey, but... camera doesn't lie. 653 00:48:12,090 --> 00:48:14,195 A bottle of wine and I'll be fine. 654 00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:16,772 All right. I'll go back and get a camera. 655 00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:18,966 Luke, you're in charge of feeding the devil. 656 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,100 And Leigh... 657 00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:25,807 senior prophecy... everything is gonna work out okay. 658 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,281 I promise. 659 00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:30,374 I 'll be back in a couple of hours with the camera. 660 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:33,114 All right. I'll go grab some burgers. 661 00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:45,865 Hey, Alice, are you 662 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:48,369 Completely satisfied, 663 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:54,239 With Wonderland and all its wonder 664 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,311 'Cause if you're not you know I've 665 00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:02,247 Heard that they're handing out 666 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:06,550 A money-back guarantee at the door 667 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:11,358 Going blind 668 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:14,658 To the pain, 669 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:17,961 Going deaf 670 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:20,729 To the sight 671 00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:24,068 Going down 672 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:26,539 To cry 673 00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:33,581 Of the innocent life 674 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:39,346 I didn't know if you liked mayo or mustard, so I got it plain. 675 00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:43,152 But I have these packets, so... You want ketchup on your fries? 676 00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:55,698 Mmm. 677 00:50:03,301 --> 00:50:06,942 You're very good at this. 678 00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:09,109 I suspect you've had practice. 679 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:11,208 Huh? 680 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,516 Tell me, do you clean up after your drunken father. 681 00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,522 When he passes out each night? 682 00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:19,993 You go straight for the jugular every time, don't you? 683 00:50:22,219 --> 00:50:24,699 May I have some wine? 684 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:38,910 Hmm. Cabernet. 685 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:44,144 Rich and full-bodied. 686 00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:47,745 Rather bold selection, Luke. 687 00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:52,484 That's the first time you've ever called me by my first name. 688 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:56,121 - What happened to "Mr. Churner"? - You should keep in mind, Luke, 689 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:59,861 that when this becomes a police report, you have the least to lose. 690 00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:02,164 Don't worry about me. I don't care what happens. 691 00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:05,468 Oh. Of course. 692 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,772 Your concern begins and ends with Leigh Ann. 693 00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:15,446 Don't worry, Luke. She's attracted to you. I can tell. 694 00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:18,076 No, Leigh Ann's pretty repulsed by me. 695 00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:20,621 Oh, come on, Luke. 696 00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:23,385 You've gotten one or two cheerleaders drunk in your time. 697 00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:26,928 You know a thing or two about women. 698 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,631 Cleopatra rebuked Anthony... 699 00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:34,134 simply because she desired him. 700 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,637 Nah, it's different. 701 00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:38,968 Leigh Ann and I had our moment, and it passed. 702 00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:42,075 Tell me about it. 703 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:48,248 Back in the tenth grade, there was this... party... 704 00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:51,218 where Leigh Ann and I kind of hooked up once. 705 00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:53,515 The keyword being "once." 706 00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:57,716 I blew it. 707 00:51:57,815 --> 00:52:02,093 She was uncomfortable at the party. Little social dysfunction... 708 00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:05,030 as a result of studying way too much. 709 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,432 She was hiding out in the bathroom. 710 00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:11,564 I kept her company and we kind of... had our own little party, you know? 711 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:14,165 Sounds incredibly Zhivago. 712 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:18,910 Yeah, but... 713 00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:21,609 the next day, she acted like I was diseased. 714 00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:27,254 I guess the guilt set in. I never had another chance. 715 00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:30,223 It was over before it began. 716 00:52:32,716 --> 00:52:35,356 Guess I wasn't part of her master plan. 717 00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:37,865 She's been kinda wild on me ever since. 718 00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:40,196 She done yet? Jo Lynn's back. 719 00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:43,761 Enter Ophelia. 720 00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:47,638 Um, yeah, pretty much. 721 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,746 Places, everyone. The plot is about to thicken. 722 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:55,113 I, uh, opted for the disposable. 723 00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:58,415 Now, I thought I'd keep this blocking fairly simple. Mrs. Tingle, 724 00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,251 thought I'd keep you right where you are, straps and all. 725 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,621 Going for a whole bondage theme. 726 00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:07,252 And, um, Luke, my man... drop 'em. 727 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:12,794 - Look. Are you sure you want to go through with this? - Yeah. 728 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,029 What was that? 729 00:53:20,297 --> 00:53:23,244 Shit. 730 00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,871 - Who is it? - Coach Wenchell. - What's he doing here? 731 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,246 - Quick, gag her. - Give it up, Leigh Ann. It's over. 732 00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:30,285 - Mrs. Tingle, shut up. - The coach is gonna come... 733 00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:41,087 - Are the doors locked? - Yeah. 734 00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:54,900 What do we do now? 735 00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,479 Nothing. He's going away. 736 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,091 Well, that was close. 737 00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:21,195 Shit. 738 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,208 Shh! 739 00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:38,614 Eve? 740 00:54:52,356 --> 00:54:54,495 Hello. 741 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:59,465 Eve? 742 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:06,406 Hello? 743 00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:17,759 Oh. my God! 744 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,597 Shh! 745 00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:33,906 Stop! Don't come any closer. 746 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:38,776 Uh, you don't sound too good. How you doin'? 747 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,784 - What is she doing? - I don't know. 748 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:48,050 - I'm not well. - But it's me... Spanky. 749 00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:52,423 What are you doing here... Spanky? 750 00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:56,020 I miss my chili mama. 751 00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,125 Shh! Shh! Aaagh! Ohh! 752 00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:04,697 Hey, what's going on? 753 00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:08,208 Please, Spanky, you have to go. 754 00:56:08,298 --> 00:56:09,971 I need my rest. 755 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,775 Ohh! 756 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,051 Please, you're upsetting the dog. 757 00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:30,462 I want my pom-poms. 758 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:34,468 Okay, just... go downstairs, Spanky. 759 00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:36,595 I'll be right down. 760 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,696 Yes! 761 00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:43,506 I made it through the wilderness 762 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:48,106 Somehow I made it through-oo-oo 763 00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:52,584 Didn't know how lost I was 764 00:56:52,676 --> 00:56:56,453 Till I found... you 765 00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:07,131 No. No. Whew! Pretty okay. 766 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:09,827 Okay. Whew. 767 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:11,804 No. 768 00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:15,069 Scarf. This is fabulous. 769 00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:17,076 Okay. 770 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:19,147 Perfume. Uh! 771 00:57:20,838 --> 00:57:22,818 Wine. Okay. 772 00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:26,319 I been sad and blue 773 00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:30,449 But you made me... feel 774 00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:40,725 - What the... - Shh! 775 00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:55,575 Yeah, you made me feel 776 00:57:56,907 --> 00:58:00,377 Uh-oh. 777 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,219 - Close your eyes. - Okay. 778 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:11,159 Hey... 779 00:58:11,255 --> 00:58:13,599 Oh, okay. 780 00:58:13,690 --> 00:58:16,136 Remember last time? 781 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:19,673 That, uh... that thing you did with the thing? 782 00:58:19,763 --> 00:58:22,073 Um... 783 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,146 Oh, yeah. 784 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,680 Okay. Oh. 785 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,386 - Here. - Relax. 786 00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:36,549 - Okay. - Sit down, Spanky. 787 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:38,923 All right. 788 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,428 Oh, this is gonna be good. 789 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:47,499 Ah! I love your smell 790 00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:50,764 Uhhuh. 791 00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:56,134 - Now drink up, Spanky. - Okay. 792 00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:58,110 You're gonna need it. 793 00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:03,517 Are you trying to get me drunk? Because, I gotta tell ya, 794 00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:06,747 I have a very high tolerance for alcohol. 795 00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:18,066 I'm in the mood 796 00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:20,396 For love 797 00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:25,335 Simply because 798 00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:29,605 You're near me, I like it when you touch me 799 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,044 And I like it when you kiss me. 800 00:59:32,135 --> 00:59:35,048 - But when you're near me, - And when you... 801 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,876 blow in my ear. 802 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:44,258 And, of course, 803 00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,760 when you spank me. 804 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:50,128 Uh-uh. 805 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:52,359 Ahh! 806 00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:54,458 Most of all, 807 00:59:54,558 --> 00:59:58,199 I love it when you touch me just like that. 808 01:00:00,063 --> 01:00:02,134 Have another drink. 809 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:10,510 So, Evie, when are we gonna kick off? 810 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:13,520 Spanky, one more drink. 811 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,113 Just, just a few more sips, Spanky. 812 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:19,126 5panky, > 813 01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:23,164 - Let... Let go. - Ow. Ow. 814 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:26,166 - Ow. Ow. - Let go. Let go. 815 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:29,635 Just a few more minutes and I'll... Spanky! 816 01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:33,367 Mmm. 817 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:35,704 We put our hearts 818 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,245 Together 819 01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:42,808 Man, that was weird. 820 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,816 This has gotten completely out of hand. 821 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:48,151 I kept asking myself, "What was Mrs. Tingle doing in the gym anyway?" 822 01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:51,158 - How scandalous. - Yeah. This is a small town. 823 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:54,354 Infidelity's a big deal. These pictures are gonna be a big hit at the parish, 824 01:00:54,451 --> 01:00:57,091 where I think Coach Wenchell's wife sings in the choir. 825 01:00:57,187 --> 01:01:01,033 The coach and I will deny it. No one's gonna believe you. 826 01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:03,627 - But we'll have pictures. - Fraudulent pictures. 827 01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:08,039 It doesn't matter, Mrs. Tingle. The great thing about a scandal is it doesn't rely upon facts. 828 01:01:08,131 --> 01:01:10,737 And just look at the current climate Facts are no longer relevant. 829 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:15,180 So you can scream the truth all you want, Mrs. Tingle, but the damage will be done. 830 01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:17,809 Oh! 831 01:01:17,908 --> 01:01:19,615 I love it. 832 01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:22,554 Mrs. Tingle, you are just full of surprises. 833 01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:25,593 If you weren't such a bitch, I'd really like you. 834 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,754 You're all gonna burn for this. I'll see to it. 835 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,765 Oh, threats, Mrs. Tingle, are a sign of weakness. 836 01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:36,167 - Shh! Get back there. Wait. Come here. - Shut him up, Jo. 837 01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:39,138 Come on. 838 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:41,766 Like a virgin 839 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:44,869 Hey. Mmm. 840 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:50,140 - Okay, he's coming to. Hurry. Where's the camera? - Over here. 841 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,447 Okay, just sit. There you go. Okay. Sit. Sit. 842 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:57,116 Don't do this, Leigh Ann. You're gonna ruin this man's life. 843 01:01:57,214 --> 01:02:01,094 Oh, the way you planned to ruin mine? 844 01:02:03,186 --> 01:02:04,790 Stop it. Stop. 845 01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:06,959 Quick, let's get this over with. 846 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,971 Let me see more of the coach's face. Yeah, right there. Perfect. 847 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,200 Okay. Hold on. 848 01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:20,944 Jo, you stay here with Tingle. 849 01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:24,884 Why do I always have to stay with Tingle? You stay with Tingle. I'll go with Luke. 850 01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:27,285 Would you cooperate, please? 851 01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:30,517 Come on. - Is there something going on here I don't know about? 852 01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:32,525 What are you talking about? 853 01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,527 We've got to go. 854 01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:37,565 We'll be back as soon as we can. 855 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:41,192 Easy. All right. We'll get him to the truck, then I'll grab his bike. 856 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,669 Okay. That's it. 857 01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:02,148 - Hurry up. - Wait. Hold on. 858 01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,919 - All right. Grab his legs. No, I'll get his legs. - You get his legs. 859 01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:07,154 I got his arm. 860 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,321 Mm. 861 01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:14,267 I'm gonna go get his bike. 862 01:03:52,729 --> 01:03:55,141 Come on. Let's get outta here. 863 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:04,213 Mrs. Tingle, you have been holding out on us. 864 01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:07,083 You have got some nice stuff. 865 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:11,057 I mean, some good shit. 866 01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:18,065 Come on. It wasn't that bad. 867 01:04:18,155 --> 01:04:20,761 Just a couple of pictures. 868 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,599 Nobody ever has to see 'em. 869 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:29,276 Oh, Romeo, Romeo! 870 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,972 Wherefore art thou, Romeo? 871 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:35,447 Yes. Hey, Mrs. Tingle, what's your dog's name? 872 01:04:35,539 --> 01:04:37,951 Hmm? Hmm? What's your name? 873 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:41,113 It's not Romeo, is it? Oh, come here. 874 01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:44,618 You could never play Juliet. 875 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,955 You haven't the commitment, the soul. 876 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:52,159 Well, there's the Tingle we all know and love, hmm? 877 01:04:52,255 --> 01:04:56,397 You've never had a broken heart. 878 01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,996 Yeah, well, at least I have a heart. 879 01:04:59,095 --> 01:05:01,598 So tell me, Mrs. Tingle, 880 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:04,645 what's the deal with you and Coach Wenchell anyway? 881 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:08,739 I mean, is it just a physical thing or... do you love him? 882 01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:11,910 Coach Wenchell and I... 883 01:05:12,008 --> 01:05:14,955 have an understanding. 884 01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:17,992 Oh. How romantic. 885 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,792 But, tell me, do you love him, or... 886 01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:26,390 are you just spank buddies? 887 01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:28,696 I'm fond of Coach Wenchell. 888 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:33,932 Have you ever loved anyone, Mrs. Tingle? 889 01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:36,772 I mean, you are a missus. 890 01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:39,779 So whatever happened to mister? 891 01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:42,042 You scorin' alimony or what? 892 01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:45,352 He left. 893 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:48,753 When? 894 01:05:48,845 --> 01:05:52,190 What happened? You have to tell me. Scoop, please. 895 01:05:56,553 --> 01:05:58,965 I, too, planned on leaving Grandsboro. 896 01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:01,126 Like you and your friends, 897 01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:04,797 I thirsted for more than this town could offer. 898 01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:09,405 Then I met Richard. 899 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:12,708 Absolutely strapping man. 900 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,713 Blue eyes, wide shoulders. 901 01:06:16,039 --> 01:06:18,178 He was dangerous, 902 01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:23,247 reckless, everything I thought I always wanted. 903 01:06:23,346 --> 01:06:26,987 After a brief romance, we married. 904 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:30,587 - He was my world - Mm. 905 01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:34,898 Such a brilliant and desirable man. 906 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:42,234 But eventually his nature caught up with him, 907 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,779 and his eyes began to wander, towards a friend of mine. 908 01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:51,376 - Oh, no. - A girl much prettier and more delicate than I. 909 01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:56,446 Someone who I never dreamed would be a threat to me. 910 01:06:58,548 --> 01:07:00,755 She was my best friend. 911 01:07:02,218 --> 01:07:05,791 That's why I was so devastated to discover that... 912 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,460 she was sleeping with Richard... 913 01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:11,038 right under my nose. 914 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:14,869 My best friend... 915 01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:19,538 who I trusted with all my heart, 916 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:25,052 lying to me, betraying me, stealing the only man I've ever loved... 917 01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:29,988 while I played the poor, pitiful, little sidekick. 918 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,766 You're lying 919 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:43,097 Am I? 920 01:07:43,193 --> 01:07:47,232 There's nothing going on between those two. Luke's not even into Leigh Ann. 921 01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:50,311 Luke's a man, Jo Lynn. 922 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:55,315 He'll always pursue that which is unobtainable. It's in his nature. 923 01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:02,915 No. They've been seeing each other secretly since tenth grade. 924 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:05,185 Even I know the story. 925 01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:10,492 - It all started at some birthday party where Leigh Ann hid... - In the bathroom all night. 926 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:14,262 Ah! You were there. 927 01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:17,133 Leigh Ann is my friend. 928 01:08:17,227 --> 01:08:20,071 Under this roof, Jo Lynn, 929 01:08:20,163 --> 01:08:24,373 I'd say I'm the closest thing you have to a friend. 930 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,174 It's not true. 931 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:32,845 You're not too quick, Jo Lynn. 932 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:36,480 You might just make it as an actress after all. 933 01:08:43,052 --> 01:08:45,999 I'm down 934 01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:49,696 And I'm free 935 01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:54,208 I'm starin' at myself 936 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:57,835 And I know 937 01:08:57,934 --> 01:09:02,007 I've thrown it all away 938 01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:12,958 We can pick 'em up tomorrow after 3:00. 939 01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:16,963 Hey, it's almost over. We're this close to getting an "A" for the rest of our lives. 940 01:09:17,053 --> 01:09:20,660 'Cause I know 941 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:22,930 Say it all again 942 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:25,597 It's all gonna be okay. 943 01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:29,743 If I seem too weak 944 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:36,416 If I seem to fall apart too soon 945 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:39,180 If it's only real 946 01:09:39,275 --> 01:09:41,915 Oh, if we believe 947 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:45,185 Oh, I 'll figure it out 948 01:09:45,281 --> 01:09:47,852 Somehow 949 01:09:52,288 --> 01:09:54,325 Jo? 950 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:59,563 Where is she? I think she's upstairs. I'm gonna go check on her. 951 01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:02,734 All right. 952 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:05,244 No? 953 01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:07,941 No? 954 01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:10,108 Where's Jo Lynn? 955 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,243 She went home. 956 01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:14,948 Home? 957 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:18,617 Something about being sick and tired of being your little lap clog. 958 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,696 What did you say to her? 959 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:24,696 Nothing... 960 01:10:24,787 --> 01:10:27,791 much. 961 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,371 - Tell me... - Hello? 962 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:33,202 Hi, Mrs. Jordan. May I speak to Jo Lynn, please? 963 01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:35,640 Hi, Leigh Ann. She told me to tell you she wasn't home. 964 01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:38,906 So whatever you two fought about, I hope you can work it out tomorrow. 965 01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:42,245 I'm sure we will. Thank you, Mrs. Jordan. 966 01:10:42,338 --> 01:10:44,318 - Good night. - Bye, dear. 967 01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:52,826 Your move. 968 01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:58,263 Why are you like this? 969 01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:03,003 Why are you so bitter and angry? 970 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,698 Why do you want to destroy me? 971 01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:09,868 I don't want to destroy you. I want to teach you. 972 01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:13,175 Oh, that is bullshit. 973 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:16,682 You know, you hide behind your degree, but the reality is... 974 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:20,778 is that you're jealous of every student you teach. 975 01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:23,881 You never got out of this town, did you? 976 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:27,723 You went to high school here. Now you teach here, and you're going to die here. 977 01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:32,264 And you resent anyone who has a future, 978 01:11:32,355 --> 01:11:34,858 anyone who's gonna get out and have a life. 979 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:39,304 No, I resent what you're going to do with that life. 980 01:11:40,563 --> 01:11:43,567 Selfish, mindless pursuits of your generation... 981 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:47,341 will only bring us closer to destruction, and I despise it. 982 01:11:47,437 --> 01:11:50,350 That is not good enough, Mrs. Tingle. 983 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:54,354 If you're disillusioned with the youth of today, you have no one to blame but yourself. 984 01:11:54,444 --> 01:11:56,685 Always the Salem witch... 985 01:11:56,779 --> 01:12:00,352 completely innocent, wrongly accused. 986 01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:04,262 Ironic, isn't it? 987 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:06,925 You still don't know what that word means. 988 01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:08,934 Metaphoric, yes. 989 01:12:09,025 --> 01:12:11,335 Symbolic, maybe. 990 01:12:11,427 --> 01:12:13,703 But there's no irony involved. 991 01:12:13,796 --> 01:12:16,037 Would you please look that word up? 992 01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:20,046 Oh, I am on to you, Mrs. Tingle. You're over. 993 01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:24,778 You're trying to take as many people with you as you can, but I am not scared of you. 994 01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:27,684 Who do you think you're fooling? 995 01:12:27,777 --> 01:12:31,281 You're so scared, I can smell it. 996 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:35,227 Your fear is the most predictable thing about you. 997 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:38,458 You've lived your whole life in fear... 998 01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:40,795 terrified of making a mistake; 999 01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:43,393 Scared to death you won't get that 1000 01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,201 that scholarship, that ticket out; 1001 01:12:46,295 --> 01:12:50,937 Afraid you'll never escape your mother and her name tag, 1002 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:54,277 or your father who won't return your calls. 1003 01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:57,909 That's why you've shunned Luke... 1004 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:01,750 and every other boy who's ever tried to lay his hands on you. 1005 01:13:01,844 --> 01:13:05,087 You're afraid of getting that bad seed 1006 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:08,219 afraid of giving birth to a child you never wanted 1007 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:11,389 a child you could only blame for your own wretched existence... 1008 01:13:11,487 --> 01:13:14,832 stuck in a small town with a small life, 1009 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:18,736 destined to become that very thing you despise the most. 1010 01:13:18,828 --> 01:13:21,331 I know all about it, Leigh Ann. 1011 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,502 I wrote the book. 1012 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,777 I know you. 1013 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,662 Hey. I found Tingle's grade book. 1014 01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:02,135 What's wrong with you? 1015 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,742 Solitary girl 1016 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,249 I have been 1017 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,910 Living in a cell 1018 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,080 Made of skin 1019 01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:17,317 Sealed inside myself 1020 01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:20,087 Nothing gets out or gets in 1021 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:24,563 Oh, God. I've wanted this. I've dreamt about this, exactly this. 1022 01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:27,897 Yeah? Don't ruin it. 1023 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:32,434 Show me the way 1024 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,474 To my heart 1025 01:15:34,564 --> 01:15:36,475 Show me 1026 01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:39,308 The way 1027 01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:41,177 Show me 1028 01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:44,251 The way to my heart, baby 1029 01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:47,321 Show me, show me 1030 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:53,854 Show me the way to my heart 1031 01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:57,363 Show me the way 1032 01:15:58,821 --> 01:16:00,960 Show me the way 1033 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:03,628 To my heart, baby 1034 01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:06,002 Show me, show me 1035 01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:37,269 Wow. 1036 01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,099 Oh. 1037 01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:46,737 Mrs. Tingle's grade book. 1038 01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:49,043 It has all the history grades. 1039 01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:51,812 - What you get? - I already know. I got a "C". 1040 01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:55,549 - We can fix that. - No, I can't do that. 1041 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:58,489 You have your history teacher tied to a bed. Yes, you can. 1042 01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:02,529 But it won't fix anything. Trudie Tucker got an "A". She'll still be valedictorian. 1043 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,655 Then we'll change her grade too. 1044 01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:08,429 No, I-it's not right. 1045 01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:10,435 What's right anymore? 1046 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,333 - I'm gonna burn in hell for this. - It'll be a party. 1047 01:17:56,906 --> 01:18:01,286 It seemed so far to go 1048 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:04,517 it took so long to get here 1049 01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:07,025 So what do you think happened to Jo Lynn? 1050 01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:09,118 I'll find out. 1051 01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:12,256 I'll be back right after school, and I'll pick up the pictures. 1052 01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:14,631 Yeah. Okay. 1053 01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:19,603 Listen. About last night... 1054 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,642 Hey, I know. It was just a one-time, animal thing... 1055 01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:25,941 brought about by an intensely masochistic situation. 1056 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:30,415 - There I was stronger than ever, - And it was a lot of fun. 1057 01:18:30,506 --> 01:18:34,044 Oh, and here I am blaming the hurt 1058 01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:36,521 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1059 01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:39,388 Oh 1060 01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:42,622 And if I fall 1061 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:47,326 I 'll find a way back to my hands 1062 01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:51,565 I am the only one who can help me 1063 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:55,130 Find my feet 1064 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:58,678 Again 1065 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:20,993 Now, Josephine was just a little slut bag whore... 1066 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:24,071 who was leaving her panties all over town. 1067 01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:27,733 - And Napoleon was a short, little asshole... - Jo. 1068 01:19:27,830 --> 01:19:30,333 Who was killing people 'cause they were taller than he was... 1069 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:32,037 - while Josephine was home gang-banging the townies. - Brian. 1070 01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:36,549 And Napoleon had no idea. I mean, the poor guy was just completely clueless. 1071 01:19:36,639 --> 01:19:40,815 He was of conquering countries just as fast as he could 'cause he wanted to get back to her... 1072 01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:43,322 because he truly loved the hussy. 1073 01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:46,393 Yeah. Okay, that's all the review for today. 1074 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:50,760 Now, Mrs. Tingle gave me her grade book, so I have all your project grades. 1075 01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,800 I am going to post them on the back. 1076 01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:59,964 - Jo. - Hey, Miss Banks? 1077 01:20:00,062 --> 01:20:01,973 - Yes, Roger? - Jo. 1078 01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:05,238 - Jo, wait up. - Oh, yeah. 1079 01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:07,974 - I got a "C". Yeah. - A what? 1080 01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:10,107 A "B"? 1081 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,586 - Miss Banks! - Yes, Trudie. 1082 01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:16,816 There must be some mistake. I got a "B". 1083 01:20:16,912 --> 01:20:19,950 Well, no. I got it right out of the grade book. 1084 01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:22,552 Does this look like a "B" to you? 1085 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,756 Well, I... I... 1086 01:20:24,854 --> 01:20:28,063 - "Well, I" what? Huh? - I... I... don't know! 1087 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:31,695 I have never gotten a "B" in my life. I am an "A" student. 1088 01:20:31,794 --> 01:20:35,003 - I'm the best student in this school. - Okay, Trudie, just calm down. 1089 01:20:35,097 --> 01:20:39,409 This isn't a "B." This is an "A ." It's an "A "! 1090 01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:42,244 - Okay, Trudie, just stop that now! - A "B"? 1091 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:44,409 I don't think so. 1092 01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:46,509 Just move! 1093 01:21:04,426 --> 01:21:07,373 Leigh Ann. There you are. 1094 01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:10,064 - Yes, Miss Banks? - I've been looking all over the place for you. 1095 01:21:10,065 --> 01:21:12,443 - Why? - Well, it's about your history grade. 1096 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:15,345 - Apparently Mrs. Tingle's grade book was stolen. - What? 1097 01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:19,016 It turned up in Miss Gold's office. Some of the grades were altered; yours was one of them. 1098 01:21:19,017 --> 01:21:22,048 - That's impossible. - No. I just spoke to Mrs. Tingle. 1099 01:21:22,144 --> 01:21:26,092 - What? You just talked to Mrs. Tingle? - Yeah. 1100 01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:28,059 Leigh Ann! 1101 01:21:34,456 --> 01:21:36,595 Jo. 1102 01:21:36,692 --> 01:21:40,196 Jo, look. We need to talk. Did you call over here and pretend to be Tingle? 1103 01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:41,707 - Did you? - Did I what? 1104 01:21:41,797 --> 01:21:43,767 Did you speak to Miss Banks about the grade book? 1105 01:21:43,465 --> 01:21:46,509 - I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know what Tingle told... 1106 01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:49,246 Look me in the eye and tell me that you didn't sleep with Luke. 1107 01:21:49,338 --> 01:21:52,080 Where did you hear that? Did Tingle say something? 1108 01:21:52,174 --> 01:21:54,245 Wrong answer, Leigh Ann. 1109 01:21:56,745 --> 01:22:00,090 Yes... I did sleep with him. 1110 01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:06,698 Jo, I... I'm so sorry. 1111 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,668 I didn't... 1112 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:14,707 I didn't think that... I knew, but... 1113 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:21,437 I just listened to that little voice like you said. 1114 01:22:21,537 --> 01:22:24,848 You pretend to be so innocent, but in reality you'll do anything to win. 1115 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:28,820 You're worse than Tingle. You're a Tingle in sheep's clothing. 1116 01:22:28,911 --> 01:22:32,484 Look, Jo. Listen. I think Tingle's free, and I need your help. 1117 01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:35,628 Why don't you take your passive-aggressive shit and go manipulate Luke's ass. 1118 01:22:35,629 --> 01:22:37,529 I'm tired. 1119 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:40,032 Luke. 1120 01:23:12,921 --> 01:23:14,832 Luke? 1121 01:23:19,061 --> 01:23:21,200 Luke? 1122 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:36,216 Mrs. Tingle? 1123 01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:42,360 Shit. Luke. 1124 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,954 Luke. Luke. 1125 01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:28,233 Mr. Potter, please. Yes, it's about the grade book. 1126 01:24:50,819 --> 01:24:53,197 Good afternoon, Miss Watson. 1127 01:24:53,288 --> 01:24:56,861 Mrs. Tingle. How long have you been on the loose? 1128 01:24:56,959 --> 01:25:00,406 Oh, catch up, Leigh Ann. We're way past that. 1129 01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:03,841 Then why haven't you called the police? 1130 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:07,903 I just called Mr. Potter. He's on his way. 1131 01:25:08,003 --> 01:25:11,075 I caught one of my best students cheating, and she and her lover... 1132 01:25:11,173 --> 01:25:13,881 stormed my house in anger and tried to attack me. 1133 01:25:13,976 --> 01:25:15,978 No, I won't go along with that. 1134 01:25:16,078 --> 01:25:19,059 I think you will. 1135 01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,360 You won't kill me. 1136 01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:24,761 Oh, no. 1137 01:25:24,853 --> 01:25:29,768 What I have planned for you is a fate worse than death. 1138 01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:34,830 You'll wear that name tag so well. 1139 01:25:37,199 --> 01:25:40,612 That's all you care about, isn't it? 1140 01:25:40,702 --> 01:25:43,080 You just want to see me fail. 1141 01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:45,584 It's your destiny. 1142 01:25:47,342 --> 01:25:52,087 Haven't you learned by now that history always repeats itself? 1143 01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:57,586 No. I won't go along with that. I won't do it. 1144 01:25:57,686 --> 01:26:00,189 Yes, you will. 1145 01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:03,202 I'll be Tingle's alibi. 1146 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:08,401 I'll tell how you orchestrated the whole thing. I've got the pictures. 1147 01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:13,403 The blackmail table turns. 1148 01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:16,415 I'm not going down with you, Leigh Ann. You can ruin your life, 1149 01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:20,043 but you are not gonna ruin mine. 1150 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,558 I thought you were my friend. 1151 01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:36,368 Your move. 1152 01:26:39,595 --> 01:26:43,907 Don't tell me I can't act. 1153 01:26:43,999 --> 01:26:47,071 - You won't shoot me. - No? 1154 01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:49,046 No. 1155 01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:51,708 Run! 1156 01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,284 Luke! 1157 01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:02,055 - Leigh! Leigh! - Luke! 1158 01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:09,532 Leave her alone! 1159 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:24,240 - Okay, Miss Watson. - Leave her alone! 1160 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,781 Is she dead? 1161 01:28:58,266 --> 01:29:00,610 Trudie. 1162 01:29:00,702 --> 01:29:03,205 Oh, my God. 1163 01:29:11,113 --> 01:29:13,184 Oh! 1164 01:29:16,718 --> 01:29:18,664 You killed her, Mrs. Tingle. 1165 01:29:18,754 --> 01:29:21,496 I didn't mean to. 1166 01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:26,435 Shit. 1167 01:29:28,497 --> 01:29:32,377 - Oh, good Lord. What happened? - Holy shit. 1168 01:29:32,467 --> 01:29:37,075 Tell him what happened. Tell him you shot her. 1169 01:29:37,172 --> 01:29:41,917 Yes, I-I shot her. I didn't mean to. I thought it was you. 1170 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:47,922 Uh... I don't know what I was thinking. 1171 01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:54,024 I just... wanted you... to learn. 1172 01:29:54,122 --> 01:29:56,659 No. 1173 01:29:56,758 --> 01:29:58,897 You wanted me to fail. 1174 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:02,305 Yes. 1175 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:04,809 Yes, I wanted you to fail. 1176 01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:09,939 Now she's dead, and I've killed her. 1177 01:30:10,038 --> 01:30:12,279 A "B"? 1178 01:30:12,374 --> 01:30:15,253 - Oh, Jesus. - I don't think so. 1179 01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:25,331 Well, not exactly. 1180 01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:26,990 You knew? 1181 01:30:27,089 --> 01:30:29,535 Cool. 1182 01:30:29,624 --> 01:30:32,468 Well, I'm calling the police. 1183 01:30:32,561 --> 01:30:34,472 Mrs. Tingle, 1184 01:30:34,563 --> 01:30:38,807 I have wanted to say this to you for 20 years: You're fired. 1185 01:30:45,707 --> 01:30:47,948 Now, that's ironic. 1186 01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:52,853 Well done, Miss Watson. 1187 01:30:58,086 --> 01:31:01,226 And now it is with great pleasure that I introduce... 1188 01:31:01,323 --> 01:31:05,703 this year's recipient of the Board of Excellence scholarship... 1189 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,705 Miss Leigh Ann Watson. 1190 01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:13,001 When you're high 1191 01:31:13,101 --> 01:31:16,139 I'm down on you